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Subject: FW: What is marketing?

What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's very rich.
Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone

number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!