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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in One month.


2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.


3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.


4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.


6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.


7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
Produce a baby .

and lastly...


9) Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby